Why didn't I think of this?

Over the past couple of years great strides have been made in the field of automotive technology. Televisions built into the car, seat warmers, GPS. However it just takes a simple invention to revolutionize the car as we know it. And its name is the Trunk Monkey. It can handle various activtivites, most importantly flinging feces. Love the trunk monkey, embrace the trunk monkey, have the trunk monkey's childeren.

Was it worth it?


Cat: I should have killed you when I had the chance...

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The ugliest thing ever...I can't

Posted by John
Created by the warped fragile mind of Patrick

Grin and bear it

Some people find very specific things funny. For instance some prefer the dry humor of the British. Others prefer slapstick, poop jokes, or dark humor. I find anything involving bears and great heights amusing, and I don't know why. Somehow these wacky bears got into some of the funniest situations I have ever seen that could only be funnier if the bear was replaced with an elderly woman. Whether or not their adventures involve trampolines or electrical cables they always manage to inflame my kidneys with laughter. Oh crap, there goes the right one...

Forget everything you thought you knew about this blog

Wow, it has been like a kerjilion days since I posted. Ok, well I'm back, for now. Lets see what's new. Oh yeah, episode 46 of RvB came out, and it is a pretty good episode. And over the past couple of weeks all the cutscenes from Halo 2 have been posted on HBO and now they are all there. You should check them out. Patrick, the other resident blogger, found a game full of pretty fun games, our favorite being Chuck. After playing Chuck, you should start your path to enlightenment and find out what the Helix is. Ok, lets see is there anything else cool and/or important going on. Oh yeah, on a serious note everyone should donate as much as they can to help the families affected by the recent tsunami. More info can be found here. Also, iTunes users can donate stright from their account in the Music Store. On a very, very different note, if you love black men and snow you will love, this thing. Man, look at that update, it has more links than Jimmy Deans' house of sausage. Ok, well I'm spent, done, je m'appelle completed, donde esta finished. Hopefully that lazy punk Pat will post, because I think my left kidney just gave out.