The scary scary hotness

Ok, I'm back, and contrary to popular belief I am not better than ever. With school practically over I have the whole summer to enjoy the warm weather, outdoors activities, partake in athletics, find a partner, and heck, maybe even work off some of extra weight gained throughout the school year.**Waits for laughter to stop**

What I will be doing is playing video games like the uber cool cat that I am. Like the Trix cereal rabbit(Patrick) I too have Conker-Live and Reloaded. What is so great about the game is that one would assume it is all cute with a smiley faced rodent on the cover. However you spend most of your time in mountains made of fecal matter and dismembering the undead or Nazi teddy bears. The single player is definitely dated, which is expectable considering the fact that it is a remake of a N64 game. That is not to say it is bad, but you can tell the game wasn't made to the full potential of newer games. It is part platformer which fares pretty well. The camera is a bitch at some points but overall is it good.

The other portion is third person shooting which is pretty fun. When fighting undead squirrels you don a shotgun. For fighting the German nationalist plush toys you use a machine gun. And while it is extremely short, there is a very fun Matrix part.

If that was all there was to the game, I wouldn't recommend it but that was just the single player. The multiplayer is a whole nother game. It is a class based game where you play in objective based levels. While some people might run into connection problems **Points at Patrick using the power of interweb** it is a great addition to an already good game. For anyone who has it Fatal Furry is a very good site with some good forums and a lot of info about the game.

And if you were to get bored of that game there are many other things that can keep one busy.

Out for lunch

Ok, instead of being a dick and just not posting for a couple of days, I will first say I will not be posting for a couple of days. Then I will be a dick. Same action, different order. I am having finals. And that isn't the bad part. Without getting too indepth, I am going to be busy, you know, manual labor, using commas with reckless abandon, etcetera. So if any posting will happen it will be from the lord of the dance (A.K.A. Patrick).

But I don't want to leave you empty handed so I decided to share some art of mine with all of you. By using interweb and art.com I was able to uh, express myself. As shown in these pictures...

I tried to focus on what I didn't draw

She was never seen again

What they didn't want you to see

If anyone wants to share some of their art with us, leave it in a comment. To get the link, after drawing your picture, hit "save and send". There you should see a link saying "If you'd rather not send this painting to your friends but would like a link anyway, click here" Click there, copy, paste, post.

At least I have chicken

LEROY JENKINS!!!

After a quick number crunch we have a 32.33% (the three repeating of cource) chance of hilarity.

And since one must give props where props are due, props for the video go out to Flex Master Weir.

Patent Pending

You know, sometimes very simple ideas can change the world. The guy who one day thought, hey why not make a toilet seat that heats up to prevent frost ass changed to world for the better. And sometimes Patrick has these moments of pure, um, genius, as shown in this conversation.

cozmicfool516: hey, why dont prinnters print stuff out back wards?
cozmicfool516: u know so it comes out with the first page on top
SpazMuffin803: i dont know
cozmicfool516: idiots
cozmicfool516: we cudd revolutionize the printer industry
cozmicfool516: then we could have it that wenever ure yellow ink cartridge is runnig low, you get herpes
SpazMuffin803: damn
cozmicfool516: ?
SpazMuffin803: my yellow is lo...**HERPES!**
cozmicfool516: billy, you dumb fuck, stop drawing the yellow ranger in ms paint. no! don't print that!
cozmicfool516: yellow lo HERPES

Sounds good to me.